TOTALLY FUCKED.

YA ADUH PHAKKK, SIAPA INI PSYCHOTIC?? BINI2x KAH LAKI2x KAH? ISLAM KAH KAPIR KAH? MELAYU KAH TAMIL KAH?
Hoiii, sadang2x penyibuk ah. I know you're hungry for more. (:

Hot bah cbox ah, bepaluh ku olehnya. ((((((:

Seorang2x taiming ke jubo masa ku nada. (: It's okay. Since kamu kan ikut famous, ku post lah this one special blog untuk kamu. ((: I hope you appreciate this. Huhu.


Oh, my dearest haters,

Threatening me doesn't do any good. I've been through that, and now here it goes again. *kurik hidung*

You are welcome to search for who Psychotic in the real world is. Tapi, kalau sudah kamu tau siapa, tapi inda dapat buat apa2x, sabar saja ah. (: You mofos really are clueless. I likey likey. Yes, I may not be able to purchase nuclear weapons (diharamkan di Brunei, bodoh.) But tell you what, I am not scared of you cicak kubin si tahi memandai kan prove segala yang dicakapnya atu tahi kantut. Find me, and let's see what you mofos are going to do about it. ((: And yes, I may not know whoever enters this sacred blog of mine, but I am not against all of you individually, like you are on to me. ((:

Religion has nothing to do with this. Kalau rasa diri atu alim ulama, ready to die and go straight to heaven, agatah urak tikar sembahyang, doakan orang2 yang lebih memerlukan pertolongan seperti orang yang didalam peperangan. There are bigger things to worry about than just my blog. Apa jua ganya blog ku yang damit tapi istimewa ani. (:

Awang CF;
Please. Jangan di hack. I'm scared shizznittt! Kalau kedapatan karang marah mamaku. ): PUIIEEK. MIHIW. Ada hati kan jadi professional hacker. Nasib si 0.5 punya right brain pandai sikit, tau ia no one has access to it. haha. (:

0.5;
Hello again. (: I'm sorry to say, kau ani salah orang. Aku inda menyewa rumah. Aku mampu membeli rumah dengan tanah sendiri.(: Apakan yang kau heboh2xkan labih2 ani? Kau bedegree? Hahaha. Belum papa tu wang. Jangan tah dulu kan cakap basar. Your academic achievement means nothing to me. I spit on your certificates and your mihiwness. Puieek. Sikit2x kan bawa2x qualification. Apa kau ingat job interview ni? Palat.

Apa dih kau ani. Jangan cakap saja wang eh. "Brunei is small",...bla bla. Actions speak louder than words, dumbass. (((: I dah jelak dengan you threatening me that I will get caught in the end. OH WOW. Ain't that something new. *YAWNS*

As for my new readers,WELCOME! :D Sorry, keadaan kurang aman at the moment. A lot of people get kranky reading my opinions so they have no choice but to porak-perandakan my cbox. Just ignore the buttheads. ((:

p/s: Please control your emotions while you're here. This blog has quite an unbearable effect. (: Other than that, enjoy!!! :D

Ammmmmbah. Malas ku kan melayan dulu kamu kan berkelaie di chatbox ah. Happy Berkelaie! ((: Aku meluahkan perasan dulu, what I do best ((:

Feelings, feelings, feelings. DI PAJALNYA! Tau sudah lelaki atu inda mau, inda tah ia mau tu. Adang memalukan kaum mu dang ajah eh.

Paham2x lah lelaki ani ada yang bersifat melayan nada limits.

Bini2x: Oh, I give you all MY HEART, MY BODY AND MY SOUL, TAYANGGGGGGGGGG.

Eh, pikir mu lelaki atu mendangar kah???? TAU KAMU APA SEBENARNYA DALAM KEPALANYA???

HEART = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

BODY = VAGINA

SOUL = accept tah deh aku yang inda laku ani, semua jua sudah ku bagi. (HAHAHAHHAHA)

GIRL, GET THE HINT!

Ada lelaki dilayannya jua, but that doesn’t mean that there’s a contract between you two. Apa kamu ingat amah lelaki ani?????

Eh, luan jua desperatemu ani, sanggup tah jua membayar lelaki supaya DATE kau. Lelaki mana inda mau ah mun ia desperate banar kan duit jua (membali dadah kah, apakah. Antah2x kawin ia sudah, pakainya duit atu untuk membali pampers anaknya. HAHAHAHA. Nah, baru kau tau. Mana kau tau, aku ganya tau tu. Pasal, aku si tau. Hahahahhahaha. Kiyut. Puieeek. Mihiw. ;P )

Tapi kalau aku lah, bukan kau ah, me myself and I (ala2x beyonce. Hehehehhee.) Baik ku date orang utan. Bisai jua sikit di liat. Orang utan tah jua banar. Lelaki yang sanggup di bayarnya ani, sekubit pun inda hemsem. Pastu, perasahanmu, sudah kau bayar atu, mau tah ia get laid sama kau. Dalam hatinya, “SUMPAHKU!! LAST NI, LAST!”. Gali jua sudah ia tu. Walaupun tah condom kana sponsor.

Dapat jua kamu sadar kali ah kalau ia inda mau dari awal. Ani mun sudah sampai di blackmailnya lelaki atu supaya date ia, kan lari pun serba salah tu dang! Apa? Sanggup bunuh diri kalau lelaki atu cakap INDA? Mihiwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ingat cerita Hindustan? Baik lagi yang dalam cerita atu, eksin jua matinya. PIKIRKAN DEHHHHHH :P

For starters,



Gosh, it feels so good to be an inspiration to someone. :D Baruku tau aku ada anak murid eh tapi ajaran sasat pulang di tujunya.

You don't just expect readers to react to your blog just like they react to mine. ((: I don't think anyone would be paranoid with your sort of criticism. So don't start warning people before you actually get feedbacks. I've seen the blog myself and most of the topics seemed verrrrrry FAMILIAR. Hmmmmmm .... my dear readers, do you remember me warning you about COPYCATS? Here's a very good example and apparently, this also proves that what i talked about make sense.

Orang bimbo ani inda sais kan perasahan pandai so jangan di pajal psychotic-wannabe dalam hati mu ah. Memalukan kaum sendiri eh. Kau tah pulang kan setaie advertise blog ku dalam blog mu. Taiming ke jubo banar anak sekong ani. Nada pun ku bayar kau.

Oh don't bother, i don't mind the attention that you'd like to steal from me. I have enough supporters proven in the chat box. ((; I just like you to get this message that you are embarrassing yourself by trying to sound like a smartass and yet in a bimbo-tical kind of way. You see the contradiction? (:

You sound like you're trying to change the WORLD.

'And this isn't for the fun of insulting/criticizing. I'm only doing this because nobody seems to be speaking up regarding this matter. Something should be done. I just don't know what exactly. The Borneo Bulletin perhaps?' - a psychotic-wannabe blogger.

Macam si pandai kau di sana ah. Puiiiek. Mihiwww. So far, Borneo Bulletin pun inda dapat change the world. And you think you can? Heh, bitchyyy! :P

A tip for you to gain your knowledge - DOUBLE check the meaning of 'stalker' in the dictionary, will yah? (;


So whos with me?? :D HURRRAAAAAY!

xoxo (hugs and kisses lah kononnya :p)

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

I have already activated my account for MSN MESSENGER. please do not hesitate to add me up, and the devil knows, if you're lucky, you'd get to CHAT WITH ME PERSONALLY, won't you just love that? ((: let out the hatred, let out the anger. chat with Psychotic. :D

I receive e-mails as well.


totally.f00kedup@live.com (those are zeros, not Os)

apologies for my bad taste in colour. :D

sorry lama sudahku inda update. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Awu, masa ani, kalau bejalan saja, ada tia camera dalam beg tu. perasahan photographer. mun inda mampu membali yang professional cameraman punya, indapa, yang murah pun jadi tah, asal dapat di katik2x ada FLASH. bukan jua, ia jua photographernya memigang camera, ia jua modelnya te-pose sini, te-pose sana. sambil menyelam minum ribena lah konon. puiek. yang di gambarnya ani sama jua, di editnya jua.

kalau banar minat, indapa, ani ikut2x orang. mama bapa yang jarih kena pajal balikan camera. mau tia lagi yang Cannon yang sebagang lensnya. mun inda di bali, mengamuk, menyamal, lari dari rumah. TAPI sudah kana balikan, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mama bapa sendiri inda digambar.

awal2x eksin tia menggambar environment, testing lah tu konon. inda batah atu, masuk ke bilik, beusai2x ia dulu, pastu sibuk tia perasan model tiga hari tiga malam beparam di bilik. kena tanya, eksin belajar. mihiw. tau jua orang.

KENAPA KAMU SAKAI ANI KAN? SUDAH ADA ORANG START, SEMUA TIA IKUT2X.

orang brunei tah jua banar.

other examples:

SHUFFLING; ewahhh, yang inda pandai atu, antam2x saja tia, asal melumpat, macam katak pa baik.

SPINNING; awu dih, semua tah orang kan membali turntable sendiri nah. macam2x tah gelarannya DJ VAVI lah, apa lah. puieek. mun tebali jua tu, jangan yang dari china.

MODELLING; yang ani, si GIGI SUNGANG pun dapat join ni masa ani. pa baik inda begigi. cangkir kah, gamuk kah, antam saja tia, asal in the "group". MAMBARIGALI. kalau kan compare to America's Top Models, sekubit pun inda qualified.

BLOGGING MACAM AKU; nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ani yang membari sakit ati ni. tau jua ia atu inda original, mau ia juaaaa. mau ia jua jadi pirate atu. yang ani banyak kan ku cakapkan ni. siap tah kau dengan xoxo mu. xoxo ke jubo. mihiw.


**********this idea was contributed by a fan, tymv. (: **************

My beloved piggy lovers and haters. (:

Pernah kamu encounter orang yang setiap hari kan menyamak "chill" sama kamu?? sedangkan kamu mintal2x kan ia ani. kamu tahan, kamu tahan, skalinya melatop KADABOOOOOOM.

Mana inda melatop, setiap hari kan melayan perangainya kan cari kelahi dengan orang. Wahhhhh~ si taie kuat jua wang. Ingat diri atu apa, supernova? MIHIWWWW. Eh oi, pegi mampos lahhh. Baru orang meliat apa jua ganya sekali pandang, taiming ke jubo tia labih2x. Perkara sebegini selalu terjadi di tempat2x perlepakan awam, sekolah2x menengah dan tingkatan enam (puieeek, ani kes taiming sudah ni tapi balum cukup ganas). Topiknya kan becerita apanah, ia mengantam orang di sana, mengantam orang di sini. ceritanya masa ia MAUK? PUN MENGANTAM ORANG? ku liat badan sekubit saja. eh bodoh, pecaya kah orang tu ceritamu atu? Tunjuk diri superior konon. Perasahan diri tinggal di "ghetto". WAHLAOO EHHH. Gagar jua jantung ku kalau kan cari pasal. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Puiekk. Not~.


Karang sudah masanya sedih2x, iatah masanya mencari kawan2xnya yang di taiming2x-kannya atu, menangis, sebaldi inda cukup menadah ingusnya. Masa atu kalau kan di pijak2x kepalanya inda tah jua sampai hati? The best is to ditch these people. They are everywhere, trust me. (:


I may be someone that's quite fucked up in the brain for you people, but unlike you, i don't waste my time with those kind of people. TATA MOTHERFACKASSSSS!! :D

Hello fuckers. (((:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don't you think it is time to celebrate? I'm back. Don't i get any cards? Flowers? Hugs? Kisses? Come on you people. Let me see your fucking ugly faces back again. After a long vacation. :D Biasalah, AKU BARU BALIK DARI LUNDUNNN. Show opp lah sikit.


I see my supporters are adding up. WOW. I likey likey. :D

EH, siapa yang sebenarnya busted ani? Salah orang yang masuk lokap kah oleh kamu? HAHAHAHA.

So you fucked up fuckers really thought i got busted eh? Ewah ewah, taiming ke jubo kamu seorang2x. I happen to love my life, i go on a holiday from time to time. I am not stuck in front of my pc 24/7 whining like a bitch why psychotic isn't updating the blog. :D

Aku kan becakap pasal kamu semua yang bedebah jahanam mencari si psychotic ani siapa. Ada jua rasa sikit2x (sikit saja inda banyak)kesian to those people yang kamu tuduh2x yang tarang2x INDA BESALAH. at least kan tuduh2x atu, tunjukkan dih awang dan dayang, REAL EVIDENCE yang dapat menunjukkan ia atu banar2x besalah. yang ku kecalian, kamu ani bodoh sangat inda kan faham. sudah kataku, kamu inda akan kenal aku siapa. (: it's for me and only me to know, which you fuckers will never find out.

Jangan tah memfitnah orang sana. Inda baik. Aku inda fitnah, aku ucap saja, which is lagi baik dari memfitnah. Ikut lah cara ku kalau jelous. :P

Roger and outttttttt! :D

Sesiapa yang membuang anak sana sini baik bisai2x. do not trust the people around you. hehehehehe. cucuk2x ni. (: you know who you are.

FAT IN THE PAST LIFE?

Dulu2x gamok. Masa ani kurus. Kau jangan temeng ke jubo di sana.

Kalau slimming tea saja kau minum sepanjang tahun, jangan perasahan BULLIMIC lah atau ANEROXIC lah. COOL BUNYINYA KAH? LOLS. Macam.......... AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL? Aeyyy, kirim salam eh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. mihiw.

Sadar2x tah badan mu yang basar kalah kerabau masa dulu2x. Sekali kau nampak orang melintas, ter-eww2x. Dont be in fucking denial. Antah2x kau atu nyaman mengambil batu di pisok2x sana (ish3x). Taie palat tah kau kan perasahan that you have been working out all this time.

Kalau di rumah atu nada makanan wang, KEBULURAN, bagitau saja. Esok2x ku ngantar nasi katok. ((((: would you like a diet coke with that? :D


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